Wakanda PSL

[coldhand]

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[willnotwatch]

So...

[reaching into the picnic basket and like

dumping a handful more in her lap] Will this ruin the effect?

[coldhand]

How man of those did you get?

[That is way too may.]

[willnotwatch]

[dumps like two more handfuls on her with a very smug face]

[coldhand]

Now you're teasing me.

[willnotwatch]

Yes, I am.

[coldhand]

[you shit. she smiles]

I hope that's not all you have in there.

[willnotwatch]

[just handing her the basket.

it has sooo many things. most of them are probably very tasty AND good for you.]

[coldhand]

Thank god. You had me worried there a moment.

Some of this isn't even all that bad.

[willnotwatch]

Shuri packed it. I accept no responsibility.

[coldhand]

Shifting the blame, now.

[picking through it, looking for something reasonably healthy]

You know, if you really wanted to try American food, I'd make you something.

[willnotwatch]

[there's probably a variety of sampler salads in there, fruit, potato, etc.]

If I mention I've had it before, would I still be able to take you up on that offer?

[coldhand]

Invitation stands.

[willnotwatch]

I'd love that.

[coldhand]

[passing him some potato salad then. that's a real food]

Don't expect too much. It's been a long time since I cooked for someone else, but should be better than that.

At least it'll be real food?

[willnotwatch]

Yes, and seasoned with a secret ingredient. I'm sure it'll be delightful.

[coldhand]

[snorting, smiling wryly]

Salt?

[willnotwatch]

I was referring to love, actually, but I do understand if you'll have to use a substitute.

[coldhand]

[she's been here all this time, and she's still not used to how open Wakandans can be about their feelings. honest. healthy]

We'll see what I can come up with.

[willnotwatch]

I'm sure my mother could lend you some.

She hasn't been bothering you too much, has she? You see, she actually wanted two daughters, and got me instead.

[coldhand]

Your mother is a kind woman for putting up with me.

[more than putting up with her]

I don't think she could bother me.

[willnotwatch]

You and I have a very different experience of my mother.

[he says, with extreme fondness]

[coldhand]

I'm not her only son. Or a king.

[willnotwatch]

[pretend serious fais.]

That's sexism.

[coldhand]

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Maybe you should make your sister king and see if you can run off to join the Dora?

[willnotwatch]

That's a dream of mine, actually. I've asked. Shuri wouldn't take me up on it.